When is my pug going to stop being such a fucking spaz and become one of those fat, lazy pugs that sleeps 23 hours a day? Cause my pregnant ass can’t handle the never ending amount of energy this dog has.
11 Years Of Twilight.
“I know the exact date that I began writing Twilight, because it was also the first day of swim lessons for my kids. So I can say with certainty that it all started on June 2, 2003. (…) I woke up (on that June 2nd) from a very vivid dream.” - Stephenie Meyer.
Top 10 The Office relationships (voted on by my followers)
8. Jim & Michael
”You know what I think we should do? I think we should just save the goodbyes for tomorrow. At lunch. "